Wind-up Bird

alreadymadethatstarwarsreference:

Archer: There’s my favorite section head!Pam: I am dealing with the breakroom problem!Archer: Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this… the… “Pita Predator”.Pam: You know what?Archer: …Sorry, let’s just call it what it is: food rapist.Pam: Not a pretty name, is it?

Archer: There’s my favorite section head!
Pam: I am dealing with the breakroom problem!
Archer: Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this… the… “Pita Predator”.
Pam: You know what?
Archer: …Sorry, let’s just call it what it is: food rapist.
Pam: Not a pretty name, is it?

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pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….